Hey there fellow chums! Okay, do you know Murdoc Niccals? If not, he’s the demon bass player from Gorillaz! Huzzah! If you don’t know the story of him, let me briefly tell you:
He had an abusive childhood and his nose got broken 8 times so it’s permanently crooked. (Poor him.) And when he was 31, he wanted to start a band and get band supplies so he crashed into the store and knocked this one dude named Stuart down. He lost an eyeball and Murdoc had to take care of him. Then… incident happened again! He lost the other eye. Anyways, Murdoc recruited him into the band for his singing and piano playing and some say, good looks! Shortly, dude named Russel was recruited. Then a Fed-Ex create came in and held a small girl. When they opened it she popped out and played a mad guitar solo. Her first word was, “NOODLE!” So, she’s known as Noodle. And thus, the band was born! They used to reside at Kong Studios. But Murdoc burnt it down due to the zombies. And now, they live at Point Nemo. (The furthest point from any landmass.) Of course, they can’t live on the water so they live on Plastic Beach. Literally made of plastic from garbage like water bottles, tires, and other trash. So, where am I going with all the suspicion?
Murdoc has written a blog about Lady Gaga: http://blog.mtvmusic.com/2010/02/08/guest-blog-from-murdoc-of-gorillaz-is-lady-gaga-a…/
I’m very suspicious. IS Murdoc inviting her to Plastic Beach? And what happens when she gets there? Why is Murdoc suddenly interested in her? I mean, yeah, maybe she worships Beelzebub. But what if she doesn’t…? Lots of things I’m wondering, but I guess time will tell. Anyways, those of you who love the Gorillaz, go get their Plastic Beach album! NAUAUAUGHGH!! (Now.)
